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Fortune for Sat, March 6, 2010 ...from the 'linux' collection 
As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
kernel yet.  So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
	-- Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3
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