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The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have
his head knocked off.
		-- Bill Conrad

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
		-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.

The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column
card.
		-- Dennis M. Ritchie

The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.
		-- Ralph Hartley

The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional
to the number of bugs in their code.

The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
	-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972

The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is
that the car salesman knows he's lying.

The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.

The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X