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Swap read error.  You lose your mind.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

System checkpoint complete.

System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.

System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.

System going down in 5 minutes.

System restarting, wait...

	*** System shutdown message from root ***

System going down in 60 seconds

Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.
		-- R.S. Barton